IDF: Israel Diaper Force

M Amir
4 min readDec 12, 2023

For the life of me, I can’t figure out how a terrorist group can be called a Defence Force when they are the occupying force of a brutal siege lasting over 70 years, are known to imprison and abuse and torture young children, bomb civilians indiscriminately, and control every facet of a Palestinian’s life in a truly draconian style.

The Diaper Force: Always searching for new levels of depravity.

Yes, yes, I know:

But hear me out for a moment.

Can a rapist defend when raping?

Can a murderer defend when killing?

Can a thief defend when stealing?

It’s not a trick question and it ain’t rocket science either Dorothy. The answer is a clear and astounding NO!

Yet the conventions (or anything else for that matter, and especially international law) don’t seem to apply to the diaper force. The illegitimate child of European colonialism (illegitimate and unwanted for that matter) seems to defy all logic and rationale. In fact, it is such an absurd concoction that you cannot help but grab your head between your hands, pop those veins and laugh maniacally!

Cause it’s my friggin’ tax dollars you’re “donating” to murderers you lunatics in government!

So, just like 1+1 is clearly and unequivocally 2, the IDF is NOT a defence force. Just like the day is bright and the night is dark, the IDF is NOT a liberating force. It is currently the world’s biggest terrorist organisation and is murdering thousands with complete impunity.

But such is the upside world we live in, and the blatant hypocrisy of the powers that be, that the oppressors and aggressors are being made out to be the defenders and victims! Whereas the resistance fighters of one country are hailed as heroes, another people in the exact same boat (albeit having different skin colour and religion) are labelled as terrorists.

This, despite the growing list of crimes against humanity by the diaper force in just the last few months alone, let alone their feats of utter bravery and unquestionable justice in the decades before:

So, what is clear is clear, and shame to those who want to continue to turn a blind eye to the suffering of millions. The oppressors WILL fail, the hypocrites WILL be shamed, the supporters of terrorism and fascism WILL lose and history WILL be their reckoning!

IDF is a terrorist organisation and Israel is an apartheid state. No ifs and buts. It’s not complicated, except for those with a single brain cell.

Just don’t say you weren’t informed. Wake up and be on the right side of history. You don’t have to be Muslim, you just have to be HUMAN.

And if it wasn’t already clear, no, nope, nada, zilch.

“Hamas wasn’t there”

But those little children you’re so scared of most definitely were, and they will continue to be, InshaAllah.

brave kid of gaza by MaiPau

You didn’t get rid of Hamas. You just created another million of them. Well done.

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